Sign language for the blog bullshitters

On the back of Thamsanqa Jantjie’s reported Schizophrenic performance as a sign interpreter at Mandela’s memorial service, I thought I’d celebrate sign language’s most iconic piece… The zap sign:


To the bloggers who follow me to sell stupid, online marketing products… Go away. You’re like a bunch of online Jehovah’s Witnesses.

To the bloggers who are trying to inspire me with your motivational nonsense which gets cleverly repackaged into more selling of stupid, online marketing products. Go away. It didn’t work the first time.

To the rest who love adventure and travel and all the interesting things in life… You’re great. Please stay.

And just to make your day, a Jimmy Kimmel investigation into what Jantijie really said: